1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! XD
2, Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
3, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
4, Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
5, If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon - what a great idea?! XD
6, If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
7, You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
8, Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
9, Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
10, This isnt a beer belly, its just a fuel tank for a love machine
11. Help the homeless.Take me home with you.
12. Hey baby wanna play house you can be the door and i'll slam you.
13. How you like your eggs cooked? i want to know how to make them for the morning.
14. Do you ever give head to strangers? No. Well let me introduce myself
15. Are they lumber jack pants your wearing? 'Cos they're giving me wood
16. How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized?
17. Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better
18. I suffer from amnesia do i come here often?
19. Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?
20. I'm going to have sex with you so you might aswell be there
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My favourite is 'Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you're name is Jane?'
ReplyDeleteI also know another version of number 4 - "Wanna play house? I'll sit on the sofa watching the game, and you can make me a sandwich, bitch!"
or
"Wanna play House? I'll be the eccentric doctor who gets it wrong five times then accidently gets the answer right afterwards, and you can be the one with the breasts."