Saturday, 20 December 2008

A series of unfortunate events


So, here i am - home alone.

I somehow always get the place to myself when nothing's happening >:(
My cats are ripping shreds out of eachother and i'm sitting on my bed thinking over the eventful day i've had.

I set my alarm for 6:00am this morning, woke up, then went back to sleep for another hour - my usual routine. Except, this time i was having a deep dreaming session and never woke up 'till 8:30 (i had to be at work by 9) So i literally jumped out of my bed and got ready in like 10 minutes (personal best), skipped breakfast and ran out of the door, racing like a speed cat to get to electrical heaven.

That was okay, i managed to get into work on time without running over any pedestrians, however, I later went into the womens' toilets at work this afternoon only to discover the economy handwash was playing up, so i pushed down on it, but nothing was coming out, so i tried once more for luck and ended up spraying (thick) white hand wash over the crutch of my black trousers. Fucking great! You can imagine what that looked like, and it was a bugger to clean!

I also nearly ended up fainting whilst on shop floor due to not eating since the evening before and had been running around the shop (literally) from 9-5. Witnessing a customer nearly walk into the window thinking it was the door also added to the lightheadedness. Gave me a bit of a headrush XD

And now, to top it all off, there's some whining cat outside in my road, i can't see the thing but it can miaw for Britain. I love cats and all, but this is just taking liberties XD

& for the record Bex, it's totally over. I couldn't care less about y'know what :) I'm better without. Thanks for being an amazing friend. Don't know what i'd do without ya!

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